"Everything is good here but you'll take a life time to get it, if and when they even notice you exist. After my forth visit this is it: poor service, long wait, rat infested, overpriced mess.."
"Watch out: lots of expired food!! Got food poisoning from this place..."
"Buono buono.. Ask Enrico to talk to you about Italian politics.."
"Killer pizza here: get the margherita and add speck + taleggio on top.."
"Climb up here, pop one open, and enjoy the view..."
"--- make the awesome ---"