"Great food! Clean place! Open to the public and Students alike! Try the Daily Special."
"It's female catnip. Men, should wander off while the lush cult attempts to dip your girlfriend into the Lazarus pit."
"Sometimes really late at night they aren't able to accept credit or debit cards. Beware!"
"Be prepared for $5 burgers and fries. Burgers are meh. Fries are baller though."