"Say what's up to the big black dog"
"They serve Pablo's coffee. It's the best."
"I work here. We make sweet stuff"
"5 dollar all you can eat wings!!! I feel like a typical fat American, but it was awesome!"
"Try to entice the bartender to give you one of his 20+ metal bracelets."
"Don't look in the lakes. You may find a dead person."