"To be seen more promptly, make an appointment at the Genius Bar, and then show up about 15 minutes late. You'll be seen in about 10 minutes. If you show up as scheduled, expect to wait 30+ minutes."
"This place is expensive and terrible."
"The deli closes at 7pm!!"
"About 6:45am Fridays, you can watch the hooker caravan leaving here."
"This is a trashy transfer center."