"Ticket barriers will be in full force soon. Keep your tickets."
"Shopping closed for 4 weeks for refurbishment."
"No wifi. In this day and age? 3G only makes a stressful coffee. Nice coffee though."
"Just go over the road to parish. Cheaper and more fun."
"Small coffees £1 before 10:30 am"
"All toilets after the ticket barriers are free. Any old ticket will get you through them."