Daniel Lewis

"From my time visiting friends here the past few days, this place seems like one of my favorite universities. The students are so, so much friendlier than at Princeton (and happier!) Go Judges!"

"I think I speak for us all when I say we would rather have Krispy Kreme."

"This is the worst library on campus. It's loud, busy, and utterly lacking in the defining characteristic of a library: books."

"Don't be lured by the low price of the CVS brand sunscreen. It'll make you reek of banana!"

"I got a muffin and a doughnut. The muffin was delicious, but the doughnut was terrible."

"Don't even bother taking the shuttle – it appears to only come once an hour and the place is a short walk from the airport, anyways."