Doug Wick

"Thai Wonton soup is good - familiar wonton with lemongrass in the broth"

"Go to Dirty Bill's. Deposit $1 in the jukebox. Play REO Speedwagon's "Take it on the Run." Before the song ends, order a "Blue Collar Special" from the bartender. Drink up."

"Go to the G&S Lounge. Play air hockey and beat your opponent mercilessly. Add insult to injury by mocking them loudly. Watch out for the insane owner."