"Skip the line and buy or reload Orca cards at the automated ticket machines. Super painless."
"Make a reservation and pack your patience. This place is always packed."
"If you're here, get ready for a messy night."
"Some of their servers are the absolute cutest."
"Everything is delicious. Save up your calories and order a shake."
"The Rodizio all-you-can-eat dinner is expensive but well worth it. Just make sure to limit your calorie intake before going."