"The wifi is beyond terrible. But then there's an outside world too"
"Visit the restaurant deli fly inn and try the reindeer burger it's totally dope!"
"The rise and shine muffin is amazing balls"
"If you love terrible food then you're in luck! Free wifi is a touch as well"
"You HAVE to try the gourmet burger! Fact!"
"Get the bruschetta - it's the tits"