"My OCD can't even handle this right now."
"Great beer list, GREAT! But they served me pink chicken then didn't comp it."
"Craft Brew in name only. I mean, they contract brew for Trader Joe's for crying out loud. Also, no pictures on the tour. It is what it is, but there are definitely better tours out there..."
"Hey guys...I would never go someplace called "Elegant" Farmer and expect it to be cheap. So maybe stop whining about the prices."
"While I know people aren't going to choose a dentist based on a foursquare tip, I wanted post that Dr. Sandvick is great. He goes out of his way to make sure his patients are comfortable."
"Ain't no party like a polka party 'cause a polka party don't stop."