"They take credit cards now! Also, it gets really hot inside here"
"Longonisa fried rice omelette for something sweet, or the dinuguan omelette if you're craving something salty!"
"OPI is now $5.50 each, Orly is $4.50, a gallon of acetone is $8. Way cheaper than everywhere else (as of 4/26/13)"
"15% military discount! They can also split checks any way you need to."
"Their pizzas are ALWAYS 2 for the price of 1!"
"They're stingy here. They don't offer free water, they'll try to sell you a waterbottle for $1.50. Forget that and get free water at Taco Bell next door."