"Don't eat the day before, portions are huge. Or don't eat here period, food was bland and uninteresting, as evidenced by the speechless response the hostess had when asked for a recommendation."
"Find the monkey, win something daily."
"Tuesday night (tonight) is movie night at the Lounge!! Mother, Jugs, and Speed' on the big screen. 24oz Bottles of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for $5.!!"