"Don't get (terrible) coffee/hot chocolate from the WH Smith outside... there are a dozen better places inside."
"Fantastic range of sweets downstairs, including gift baskets. Re-live your 80s childhood here! :-)"
"If you want your steak medium rare, order it rare. If you want medium, order it medium rare."
"Get a double burger for extra meaty goodness. The second burger shows on the receipt as an 'extra topping' :-)"
"The lumberjack breakfast is back on the menu!"
"Menu has been massively cut-down recently, making this a much less interesting place to eat."