"The Admirals Club has a secret bathroom for Demons only. The toilets are fire resistant - a must!"
"Me and all the demon ex presidents of the US love smoking cigars on top of the some at midnight."
"A bunch of dead spirit chicks hang out here - on the old decommissioned platform under the locked off tunnel."
"Check out the little Asian man selling fresh kumquat - they are BEAST!"
"If you see Rihanna backstage and she looks like she is on drugs, run as far away as fast as you can."