"Don't set foot near this building if you have allergies or respiratory problems."
"The happy hour temaki are bigger than my head."
"I keep coming back here because these guys are seriously the best. Expect some major discounts if you are of the female persuasion."
"Everyone's crazy about the chicken, but the roast pork is absolutely amazing too. Fried plantains are divine. Try the moro!"
"The best al pastor burrito you'll ever cram into your face at 1 a.m."