"I'm mayor, I'm mayor..haw haw hee hee haw haw hee hee!"
"Wife is mayor no! Bazinga!"
"Ahhh to be Mayor again! A prestigious position that I deserve. I would like to thank the Academy and my family and friends."
"Aught to be mayor again! I would like to thank my family for their love and support. Without them this would not have been possible!"
"The Mayor again. You can bow to me now Ed."
"Just call me Mrs. Mayor please. Pick up my dry cleaning and walk my dog while your at it."