"The mayor is corrupt. I once saw her skin a cat for, as she said, "the lulz""
"Cider is strong as hell. Get pissed off a few pints."
"650ml of Desperados for £2.99 a bottle. Don't know anywhere else that does them."
"Lovely place to chill out on a summer evening when you've got a bit of cash to burn."
"The security here is so relaxed that you could flash an I'd card with Bin Laden's name and photo and you'd still get in."