"This place sucks ass. Horrible Mac and Cheese. This place has better Mac and Cheese. And everything else. It reminds me of Asian Farts."
"Recently added tons of new machines. This might mean your favorites are gone, but the new ones are pretty fun. They seem to be significantly more tight than before, so don't expect jackpots."
"Try the Penne Bolognese. It comes with a soup or salad and a baguette. Its amazing. Be sure to join the my Panera rewards program. You get free items and discounts very frequently!"
"Arrived for a 1:45 appt at 1:35, and waited in line for 25 mins. I got grief for checking in later than 1:45, and waited in line an additional 45 mins. So far."
"Everything is amazing! I recommend the Mac and Cheese. It's some of the best I've ever had!"