David Bork

"The beer is always cold and there's an endless supply."

"The Patron seems to always be out. Thanks, Sherry."

"Ask for the MVP. A precision haircut, hot towel, scalp massage, professionally styled hair and finished off with a back and neck massage. All at a reasonable price!"

"Probably the nicest gas station I've ever been to."

"The boxing classes with Chris are tough. If you want to burn 1000 calories come to boxing and be prepared to work."

"Order the Filet Mignon Bruschetta. It's money."