"Lives up to all the hype."
"Amazing dinner. Incredible soundtrack. (Typed over "it was a good day" - ice cube)"
"You'll never know how ethereal a breakfast sandwich can be until you try it here."
"Don't come here to watch a game. They'll refuse to put on the audio and torture you with "Now That's What I Call Hits" from 1997 instead."
"Awesome find. Amazing pastrami on rye."
"The TVs in the terminal play loops of the most depressing commercials known to man. Bring headphones."