"Worst lines in the neighborhood. Shower than molasses."
"It gets a bit warm in the afternoon with the sun hitting the window. Try to avoid the "sunset" hour, whenever that might be throughout the year."
"Creepy at night, but that's part of its character and charm, right?"
"They did not honor the $1 off special in the evening about an hour before 8pm on Wednesday. Attendant has never heard of foursquare."
"My favorite falafel pita.. and I usually substitute the lentil soup for the salad."
"Monday is happy hour! Half off appetizers with the purchase of a drink."