"Make sure Jim is serving your drinks. Look for the outrageous beard!"
"If you're looking for the best watch repair in town, great jewelry, or just a fantastic money-saving place, you've got to visit Phillip Simon (downtown)."
"This is the shadiest place in any city. These people make a living off of other people making a living."
"They have raspas and corn in a cup here!"
"If you love dark beers, make sure you try the 4-Shadow before they run out. It's magnificent!"
"Quick, clean oil changes at a reasonable price. And they're open 7 days a week!"