"Have a drink. It's nice"
"Take a poop in their bathroom. Amazing"
"Wow. Much floor. So fashion. Cool."
"Owner is a maniac but the best kind of maniac."
"Avoid the veggie burger at all costs. Take a Xanax before coming here because the people are obnoxious. Might be a good place to pick up dumb young girls who don't know any better"