"Don't forget to put the lid on the biscuit tin."
"Slow service and always "just waiting for chips". At least they're fresh."
"Spanish sizzler is hot stuff. Get a drink to go with it."
"Dead expensive. Handy when everywhere else is closed."
"Gone downhill since it featured on Fit Club. Too pricey for a greasy spoon with no character."
"Morrisons self service tills are the most temperamental in the industry. Keep your cool, practice makes perfect. I'm still learning after 1 year."