Grim Robertson

"If you are old, a woman, a child, pregnant, disabled or the like, I AM not giving you my seat!"

"Train leaves off schedule So board the train OR risk being left behind!"

"Patient women can make a killing in this store!"

"The customer service is a little 'wanting' in this store. It's more because of rookie associates than anything. I guess this store has a higher turnover rate."

"When there's a 40% off sale, You should Always come see what's on the sale rack in this store! This is where all the 'secret' prizes can be found."

"This Banana Republic has the best selection in my sizes! No, I won't tell YOU the sizes! If I do, people with my sizes will ruin Everything!!!"