"Come for the decor, stay for the blood orange margaritas."
"Largest portions, ever."
"The security guards must have thought I looked suspicious because every single one stared me down like I was going to steal a painting. Really unnerving."
"They have a locket of George Washington's hair here, among other AWESOME historical artifacts. Like a mini museum off the beaten path. You must visit."
"Prosciutto and Copa crostinis! Do it."
"Jalapeño bagels are hot hot hot!"