"About 7 years ago, I fell asleep in Mears Park. I woke up with pigeons eating pieces of a hot dog bun off my stomach and face."
"My favorite diner. Fit for a king, or multiple kings and or queens."
"Drinks are awesome, bar is like a speakeasy. It's like I'm trapped in the set of Mad Men, except less racism."
"Food is amazing. I now believe in Jesus and Buddha."
"Octopus sliders are so good, you will time travel."