"Ridiculously rude and unprofessional checkers"
"Muito bom! Try the caipirinha! And, you know, MEAT!"
"Very nice place, good atmosphere, good sandwiches."
"Seitan was awesome and I am not even vegan!"
"This place was originally named New York. When the locals learned what kind of place New York was they sarcastically added the Luhtsoseed word "alki", meaning "eventually.""