"She's lovely, he's a prick!"
"£1.75 pint of Carling and fanny everywhere, cannot go wrong!!"
"Lamb Madras and Chicken Pasanda! THEY DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL, you have to bring your own!!!"
"Good home, MASSIVE portions for dinner!"
"Should never have got rid of the sand pits!"
"Watch out for the beast that lives in "The Lair"!"