"I dare you to find worse service in the east village. Not doable."
"AC barely works and it smells more like feet than most other gyms. Which is an accomplishment."
"Ghost sauce is definitely not for the faint of heart. Wash it down with 2 for 1 margs"
"Staff can be really unpleasant if its busy"
"No need to get the bagel toasted, they're good as is."
"Carry new york state wine including Duck Walk from the north fork of Long Island (personal favorite)"