"The Ox Cheek is to DIE for."
"Sign up for a free trial and be entered into a draw to win a 6 month sub! Woot!"
"£2.50 for a bowl of chips?? Only spot for miles around though. Standard school dinner type fare, brilliant for dog walkers, I imagine."
"Kids under 4 go free, but be warned they count all belongings as chargeable luggage!"