"Don't be surprised if you catch a glimpse of the Nintendo USA CEO. Yes, he really does have a Mario mustache."
"You'll feel like a real Rock Star if you can get inside!"
"Go upstairs to see the classic collection of early Nintendo hand-held systems and accessories."
"If you promise them you weren't one of the PlayStation Network hackers, they'll give you a free tour."
"You'll need to know the secret password to give the security guard: "117.""