"Don't talk across the stairwells - you're disrupting four floors of students."
"Don't bother finding parking after 7:15 on weekdays. You'll burn up a tank of gas and be late in the process!"
"They're so friendly here! Almost makes it a pleasure to renew your vehicle registration!"
"Most likely the worst Starbucks in existence. I've never had them get a drink right!"
"Great place to sing. =)"
"Saw Michael Bublé here tonight, it gets really hot by the end of the night. The beer is really cheap at the Boston Pizza Express though!"