"If you happen to get stuck here for a meal, it's not the worst thing that could happen. It's not *bad*, it's so mediocre that there's just no point. Go get pasta at the Bridge across the street."
"A series of lovely bartenders."
"Highly recommend the noodle soups here. All of them."
"If you're planning an all day drunk like a good boy/girl, don't forget the espresso shops nearby for refueling. Liquid Planet closes at 11 on the weekends."
"Patty has 32 oz. cups for iced drinks. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Indeed, a 32 oz. iced Tipu's chai with soy. Do it!"