"I guess not the best place to go if you have unique facial hair. My shit is crooked as fuck now. Super disappointed. They seem to do good haircuts though. I just didn't need a haircut unfortunately."
"Super small portions. #disappointing #chipotle not a "go-to" location. Get your burrito fix elsewhere"
"Falafel, gyro, hummus, tabouli...its all good"
"Go here if you want to have a great time, meet cool people or get extremely fit. Don't go here if you expect rock climbing to be as easy as complaining about stuff"
"Better come dressed to impress (the snobbish bartenders) if you care to be served."
"The mayor of the place is the worst. Just absolutely awful."