"I haven't even tried most of the amenities, but the luxurious bedding and the gorgeous view make this the best. Also, the staff are beyond friendly and accomodating. Bliss."
"OMG the fried pickles are amazing."
"Don't go on Tuesdays. Unless they realize the "Worst Musical Theatre Compilation" theme is a shit idea."
"Happy hour every day from 4-10!"
"The new announcement system sounds eerily like GLaDOS... I'm not sure if I was sent to a boarding platform or test chamber."