"To get the strongest wifi signal in your room, walk to to edge of your balcony. Bonus: on a good day the hotel wifi is also visible from the beach."
"Look for power outlets under the bar!"
"Get the Chef's Omelette - it's slightly different every time!"
"When the sign outside say "zero minute wait" they lie. They are big lying liars from liar-town, Pennsylvania."
"Off menu tip: They have half and while racks of ribs if you ask for them!"
"Get a sandwich from 4th and Swift with your drink and enjoy it on the rocking chair patio."