"Finally got a good IPA (Hop Knot) from Four Peaks..but still missing the best local IPA (Dragoon Brewing Co.)..Make it happen!"
"Mini Pizzas @ Happy Hour for 6 bucks!"
"Soccer field smells like sh!t..and I'd rather drink my own piss than drink any of their crap selection of beer."
"Styrofoam is the way to go and I don't care if the hippies are pissed"
"They have the Ranch on lockdown now!..Make sure you get 2 per food item!"
"Order a Stationeer!..You won't be disappointed unless you're a vegan or vegetarian"