"Find the one they call Kyle, and allow him to instruct you how to Douglas."
"Best. Grocery. Store. Ever. Seriously people... If you can't find what you're looking for in this place, you need to quit life. I will say the people here are good looking. Must be the neighborhood."
"The Bash. Don't look on the menu- it's not there. Its namesake's inspired by the annual award it seems to have wrapped around its finger. Speaking of fingers, you'll be licking yours after eating one."
"There's a secret passageway in Tommy's room that leads to a steroid injection lair. You have been warned."
"Def one of the better beer gardens in the city"