"Best prices in the wooorrrlllllddddd!!!!!!! •_•"
"I live under the bed O.o"
"My heart hurts from eating here. I can feel my arteries clogging. The air is thick with lard. D:"
"Coming here has shown me a new breed of disgusting creatures and gelatinous whales. Enjoy your meal"
"They never refill your drink!!!!!"
"Awesome parlor. Def recommend it. Ask for dan"