Brian Egan

"Cocktails, pasta, fried chicken, burgers... It's all good!"

"I just saw a pigeon, indoors, attack a small screaming child. That's the Port Authority in a nutshell."

"Lots of German & Belgian beers, no American craft beers. That'd be acceptable if this was 2002. It's not."

"With the Port Authority a mere 8 blocks north, the world's two most poorly designed buildings are located on a single half-mile stretch of 8th Ave."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

"Try John Bissert's Cheez-It Chicken. It's a speciality."