"Stop at Luchia's for pie and peacocks!"
"Shiner beer selection and price second to none in AZ!"
"AVOID Broc & Cheese soup! Unless you're ok w/ artificial cheese, and some ppl are (Kraft singles). I've worked in a lot of kitchens & I'm 95% sure that it's cheese powder packets mixed in hot water."
"Pizza's are great, sandwich's are great. Pretty much anything with bread is great."
"Don't stare at the light above the bar too long, you may pass out."
"Anything salted or with bacon in it is a winner here."