Brennon Bortz

"If The Cellar's food was as good as people say it is, I'd be here every night. Unfortunately, it's crap. Come for the great drink selection, pass on the piss-poor fare."

"Get dry ribs and an insect in your drink and they'll give you not a refund, but a gift card--whoopee!"

"Get insanely frustrated with the atrocious wifi."

"Wireless in the library is a joke."

"Want anything even approaching decent sushi? You're in the wrong city..."

"Don't try buying heartburn tablets here..."