"There's this Brandon Brendel guy who always works out here. He's hot."
"Please check your babies so I don't have to listen to them cry in the security line."
"Let the "Reign of Pain" begin!"
"Bad place to beg for change if you're homeless. I just put it all in the parking meter."
"Huge selection of Lean Pockets!"
"Stay on the right side of the road whilst entering and exiting the bathroom to avoid collisions."