"Want extremely bad service from an overly-racist staff? Come visit Rosie's!!!"
"Home to the President of the University of South Alabama, President V. Gordon Moulton!"
"President Moulton vows to keep the South Alabama Wetlands around as long as he is our President! Visit the pier to see the wildlife that lives here, but beware of the alligators & snakes!"
"Taking a science with a lab? 9 times out of 10 you'll end up here for lab!"
"Home to several NPHC probates and Jaguar Productions shows!"
"Paid for in part by the Chi Omega sorority, this spot is a fun spot to check out musicians and other small acts that come to campus!"