BlueHolly

"bring cash and order some extra dicks. everyone wants some dicks!"

"try their seasonal flavors!"

"Get the raven sub--or anything with the amazing corned beef! add tons of onions and the horsey "tiger sauce" from the fixins bar."

"don't miss the make your own toilet plunger section!!"

"buy a magic key to unlock the stories! and take a bigger kid to thoroughly embarrass him!"

"great beer selection but it doesn't much matter if my glass stays empty..."