"Armadillo's offers a taco punch card if you ask for it. Buy 5 get free chips, buy 10 get a free taco."
"Tuna meatball even though hot was fresh and delicious and so was the bread. A little heavy on the sauce so it gets soggy over time."
"If you want catfish on Friday or Saturday call ahead or come early. Plenty of alternatives if its sold out."
"Corey has been cutting my head for 10+ years. I moved to NC and can't get a cut as good as Corey's."
"Quit your bitchin, pop open a bottle, light a cigar and enjoy the snow."