"Home sweet I mean away from home"
"Good service and quick drive thru."
"Still the slowest drive thru in the world. Even late night a line a mile Long and slow as ever. When fast food becomes slow food."
"The has got to be the slowest pump of gas station in the world. I mean the slowest in world. I've been here for almost 15 minutes.. hope your not in a hurry"
"I'm good Herr. So is my wife"
"Services are just fine. Because your pissed off isn't a tip."