Bill Odelay-K

"Ask them about the Two Week Free trial. They just love it when you ask about that."

"Be sure to make a cup of coffee with the Keurig machine. They have like 20 different kinds."

"If you're unsure if you want to go here, but you end up coming inside: go upstairs."

"$2 Tuesdays are fun when there is a game on. If not, go somewhere else because they play awful music."

"Avoid the duck boats."

"Try not to be screwing any light bulbs in atop an A frame ladder. I'd recommend listening the she "shake it, shake it" part of "Hey Ya" by Outkast. Also, martinis."