"Unless you have an appointment, DO NOT come in here on Saturdays!"
"Ask for my main man, Lawrence Boyd!!!"
"Be careful about sitting next to drunks during the movie. Since they started serving alcohol, that has really been a problem here."
"Order the #7. It's a great deal! You can't beat 2 premium beef hot dogs, fries, and a drink!"
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